MAY 1994 | VOLUME 1 | ISSUE 9

CRYING IN MY CUP The Guilty Pleasures of Top 40 Radio. By Lee Harris. | Generation X: A Martyr and a Myth. By Thomas Freeman.

THE URBAN JUNGLE (News you can use before it rots and festers like spoiled deli ham)

• New News? The rumors are seeping. A new daily paper may be starting in Richmond. By Greg Ritter.
• Feed the Hungry: "Food Not Bombs" gathers every Sunday to feed Richmond's hungry. By John Sarvay.
• Sebastian Downed! The election shocker of the century. Caffeine's own candidate fails to fix ballots in District Two! From staff reports.
• Save the Park: Bryan Park, one of Richmond's oldest, is fodder for City Manager Bobb's golf club. By John Sarvay.
• Winkies Goes Lounging. It had to happen. Winkies is hosting a lounge party and everyone is invited to join in the chic event. By John Sarvay.
• Bad Jokes. Making fun of Indians -- as in the country -- is starting to work our nerves. We blame local radio stations. By Jonathon Fox.
• White Out. The polite racist can be found on local cable TV. By Charles Gnilka.

TAKE THE SLACKERS BOWLING Everything you needed to know about bowling, including the Commons Laws of Bowling and a bit of distorted history. Learn from the pros. By Jim Johns.

UFOS They're everywhere. Aliens are invading the television, the computer networks and popular culture. By John Sarvay.

SHAKIN' THE HABIT In this Caffeine exclusive, we discover a deeper conspiracy than we could imagine. We talk to nuns and are shocked at what we find out.

WORD: Nun Watch | Horoscope Noir