FEBRUARY 1994 | VOLUME 1 | ISSUE 6

An explanatory note. “On Prozac” denotes those people and places so up on themselves and others that they have to be artificially-balanced by chemicals. There’s just no other way to explain their chronic chipperness. “Get Prozac” is for those on the opposite pole—they are so dour or paranoid that a pill or two could only help them become better citizens.

On Prozac

Andrea McDaniel
Just once, wake the city up with a less manic “Good Morning!”

Donna Shalala
America’s #1 Midget Health Care Cheerleader is way too spunky.

Bill Clinton
“America: They love me. They love me not. They love me. They love me not.”

The Grocery Store’s Kay
Girl, what the hell happened to your nice walnut head of hair!?!

The City of Richmond
“Maybe a golf course will turn this barge around,” muse our city leaders.

Mayor Kenney
It’s bad enough he cuts off the lively spats between council members, but he even tells citizens to shut the hell up.

University of Richmond
Having all that money would drive us crazy, too.
Get Prozac

Charles Fishburne
With a little more zing, you can again be the darlin’ of Richmonders.

Bobby Ray Inman
First, you slip up about the aliens, then you go underground. Tease.

Hillary Clinton
“Please, please, please, let me, let me, let me get what I want” all the time

The Grocery Store’s Jim
You look happy, but we sense some angst broiling inside you.

Seattle
Between you and the media, an entire generation thinks it’s cool. Cool it.

Roy West
If you’re not going to tell Kenney to shut up, step down and let someone who will run for office.

VCU
Ditch the School of Business and bulk up on the arts.